Wednesday, November 15, 2006
hellooooo i am a proud class blogger!
zzzz. sexy gen here :D
now in my stupid office.
got a freakin stomachache from eating a lot. even the pantry auntie knows me cause i keep koping biscuits. i took a pear and an orange from the fridge today. sorrrrieee i'm boring you all with my food intake
EHHHH HOW CLASS LUNCH! after we come back from obs laaa. 28? 29?
speaking of obs, who is going for it?AHHH i too guniang. scared of mosquitos, sandflies, being dirty, shitting in the wild. BLEAH!
oh i got lame joke!
how did a guy stuck from the hill come down?
ask me for the answer ;) ybee knows too
meoowwww i read this thinggg online. it's quite funny. enjoy!
Going Out
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready, as soon as she finds her other earring, makes one phone call and finishes putting on her makeup.
Cats
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
MagazinesMen's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day.
Handwriting
To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary, and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's." It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.
Low Blows
Let's say a man and a woman are watching a boxing match on television. One of the figures is felled by a low blow. The woman says, "Oh gee, that must hurt." The man doubles over and actually feels the pain.
Dressing UpA woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
toys
Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TV's. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires atleast 6 "D" batteries to operate.
Cameras
Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out $4000 for stateof the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course women always end up taking better pictures.
enjoy your hols everyone! i lubbbb oh one!-thongster
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